’90 Day Fiance’: Lisa’s Got 50 Mens Willing to Marry Her – But Darcey Can’t Get One?
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Lisa Hamme’s hangry over hoes all up in SojaBoy’s DMs. There are splits, hot servings of catfish, and uncomfortable encounters galore as we get closer to the end of the season. Put on your miracle mask, and let’s get into season 4, episode 13 The Pleasure Principle. You can catch the show Sundays at 8 PM on TLC.
Lisa Hamme’s Got “Many Mens” Who Want To Marry Her on 90 Day Fiance
Lisa Hamme is stressing. Her big fat Nigerian wedding is hours away. And Lisa’s missing an important piece of paper to become Mrs. SojaBoy. It’s her divorce papers. Holed up in the motel, Lisa calls the states and talks to a person named Pam. When Pam dares to put her on hold, raspy-voiced BGL calls her out as unpleasant. Ummm really? (Pot-kettle much?)
Then, Pam returns and offers to email said paperwork ASAP. And then Lisa Hamme calls her a lifesaver. Usman Umar plants kisses all over his salty cougar on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. The two decide on a night out to celebrate. But the happiness is short-lived. And Usman faces another hurdle in his quest to get to the U.S. It seems Lisa snooped while innocently trying to get WiFi off his phone.
 100vw, 750px” data-lazy-src=”https://eadn-wc01-4272485.nxedge.io/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/90-Day-Fiance-Lisa-Hamme-Before-the-90-Days-0818.jpg” /></p>
<p>And, she found a ho in the DMs. Worse yet, Usman told this particular bish that he loved her. That isn’t going to fly, so Lisa Hamme f-bombs him like she’s a fighter pilot. In Lisa’s choppy mock-Nigerian accent, she says she isn’t putting up with it. She’s got at least 50 mens who are waiting to marry her in the US. Usman says not like him.</p>
<p>To which Lisa Hamme claps back that he’s just local talent. Burn. Usman mumbles about the woman being a fan, and these things happen. Lisa Hamme stomps off and he hangs his head and says he will still marry her. This <em>90 Day Fiance</em> man has put up with so much from Lisa.</p>
<p>Maybe he ought to toss her back to those 50 other fictional mens. And maybe Lisa Hamme can pass a few of those over to desperate Darcey.</p>
<p><img decoding=)
Things Ash and Avery have in commons:
1- Skinny jeans
2-
3-#90DaysFiance #90dayfiancebefore90days pic.twitter.com/BErXDCfQDG
— marie (@m_sarr) May 18, 2020
Tom Brooks Creeps To Canada on Before The 90 Days
Tom is still in the big apple. He’s going to meet an old friend for a drink before he flies to Canada. His pal goes by the name of Hammy the Hamster. Hammy looks like he could seamlessly show up on The Real Housewives Of New York as any of the ladies’ exes. Tom tells the long and tedious story of Darcey and the letter. And the door slammed in his face. He conveniently leaves out the potshot he took on her weight.
Tom admits he started seeing someone behind her back on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. Hammy shakes his head. Well of course she slammed the door. And tells Tom that karma is a b*tch. An even bigger one than Darcey. And that he better look over his shoulder. Tom packs up and heads for Canada to see his new lady love. But, it seems like karma already struck with that unfortunate wardrobe choice of a sequin skull shirt.
Meanwhile, Darcey spent “quality time” with her daughters (and TLC crew). By handing out face masks. She is going to do the “miracle mask” because she needs a 90 Day Fiance miracle. She dons the rubbery plastic mask and looks like something from a horror movie. The girls are kind and tell their mom she looks like Barbie. But where is her Ken? Darcey says she’s a great role model for the girls as she leans in for a selfie with duck lips in her mask.
 100vw, 800px” data-lazy-src=”https://eadn-wc01-4272485.nxedge.io/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/90-day-fiance-spoilers-stephanie-matto-erika-before-the-90-days-0344.jpg” /></p>
<h2>Stephanie Matto Tortures Erika Owens One Last Time</h2>
<p>On <em>Before The 90 Days, </em>Stephanie and Erika never got around to the thunder down under. Not even a small rumble. After basically treating Erika like s*it the entire time, Stephanie broke a bowl then ended things. But sad sack Stephanie needs one more audience with the cameras to pout and play the victim. So, she summons Erika to a cafe for one last chat on <em>90 Day Fiance</em>.</p>
<p>Erika shows up in her best <em>Tiger King </em>souvenir wear. The once-bubbly Aussie seems downright defeated by the yawner from Yonkers. Stephanie tells us all again that she’s got these jealousy and insecurity issues. Erika trumps that with coming out to her parents for Steph. And she suggests Steph should’ve figured her s*it out before hopping a plane. Watch as Steph flips it and makes Erika’s hurt about herself instead.</p>
<p>Later on <em>90 Day Fiance, </em>Erika returns home for a heart-to-heart with her mum. There have been some really strange parental dynamics on this show. But finally, we see a truly genuine one. Erika tells her mum what’s going on. That she kept giving Steph chances every time she crushed her spirit. Her mum says that’s because of her beautiful soul. And offers up a hug and nothing more. It was perfect.</p>
<p><img decoding=)
The moment Big Ed realized people from third world countries also have standards and don’t like being belittled and demeaned. #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #90DaysFiance #biged pic.twitter.com/4HbuvnF6xU
— Brittany (@naturalbrii) May 18, 2020
David Finally Meets Lana on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days
In the kind of moment Yolanda can only dream of, David Murphey got the last laugh when his seven-year dream girl finally showed up after four flubbed treks to Ukraine. This week, we get a glimpse into Lana’s daily life. TLC treats us to what Lana had been doing the 24 hours before she strolled up those steps while David was boring hotel clerks and firing detectives. And it seems youth hockey wasn’t really involved.
Lana first does squats at the gym and shows off an impressive booty. Next, she waxes about how much she loves Kiev. As her hometown of Pavlohrad was a tad boring. She also shops for makeup. And says she hears that the United States has the best. Next, she hits up a coffee shop in an Overstock peach-colored Nike sweatsuit with the shirt on backward. She chats with a friend about going to meet David on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days
The fact that the producers were interviewing Lana this whole time while David’s running around looking for her 🥴😂 #90dayfiance #90dayfiancebeforethe90days pic.twitter.com/D7PLlxGsrs
— ♡ (@couturemeplease) May 18, 2020
Lana Gets Selective With Producers
The producer asks Lana hard questions. She says she was attracted to David’s photos on the site. And that he liked to travel. But when asked if she gets paid by the website, Lana stares straight ahead and won’t answer. The producer asks her to please answer the question. But her lips are sealed. When asked why she failed to meet him at the restaurant the last time she says she changed her mind.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, David stumbles around and giggles in between grabbing her into his long leather clutches and saying mmmm. It’s all a little creepy and Lana remains without emotion. But does tell producers he’s attractive and better than she expected — except for the coat. David grabs a Victoria’s Secret bag of gifts for her. Little does she know it’s some Russell Stover and little lotions from the hotel. They head into the cold Ukrainian sunset. MMMM.
Keep up with all the latest on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days by checking Soap Dirt every day.