Just when you thought 90 Day Fiance couldn’t get any more bizarre we meet Clayton Clark, his closet dwelling mom and his menagerie of pets. Nikki Sanders calls on her mom for advice about Justin/Igor. Jasmine Pineda downs a pound of almonds but blames Gino Palazzolo when she gets hives. Sophie Sierra gets smart and leaves Rob Warne‘s apartment for peace and indoor plumbing. And Devin Hoofman kicks Nick Ham out of bed for a gassy faux pas. Put down the almonds and let’s break it all down in this recap of Season 10, Episode 5 Committed In Matrimony.

On 90 Day Fiance Clayton Clark shares his small apartment with two guinea pigs, two chihuahuas and his mom, who resides in a walk in closet. Clayton loves his pets and even dressed the guinea pigs in little costumes.

He is in tune with their language. And even takes them to the vet to address their weight problems. Clayton’s mom resides in the walk in closet. Once a temporary arrangement, it’s now been three years.

Clayton Clark fell in love with Anali Vallejos after meeting her on a language app. She lives in Peru. And is approved for her k-1 to come to the United States. She wonders if there is room for her in the mix of pets, closet moms and a slight hoarding issue.

Mother Clayton gets upset when he tries to clear some junk to make room for his fiance. And move it to an actual garage full of unopened trinkets, Christmas tins and retired guinea pig outfits.

90 Day Fiance certainly doesn’t shy away from eccentrics. Clayton Clark is an avid gamer and met his best friend on a gaming site over a decade ago. He video chats with his friend and wants to divulge something he finds strange.

It seems in spite of he and Anali being together for two years plus and being engaged, her dad doesn’t know he exists. Apparently dad is also a stage 5 clinger who calls his daughter 20 times a day. Maybe he should stick with guinea pigs.

90 Day Fiance: Nikki Sanders Seeks Her Mom’s Advice

On 90 Day Fiance Nikki Sanders complains about the lack of intimacy from Justin/Igor. She feels rejected. And is tired of dropping money on him when he won’t drop his pants for her.

They fight some more and she mocks him to producers. So, he suggests his body just needs more time to accept the Nikki. She calls up her mom for advice. Mom suggests she tone down the yelling and screaming. Nikki admits she can go from zero to a thousand in seconds.

I love how Justin/Igor says “The Nikki” as if she’s a character #90day #90DayFiance

— Hot Tamale (@spicylilwonton) November 6, 2023

Later the couple dine out on borscht and steak. Nikki gets annoyed when he suggests they go to a different gym than the one he frequents. And explains to her again that things aren’t as progressive in his country.

She notices people reacting to her when she speaks about how she was born.  Justin makes a bold move and stands up and kisses Nikki to prove that he is proud to be with her. Nikki is thrilled. And wants to go home since her kitty cat is hungry.

TLC Couple Jasmine and Gino Fight Again

In what’s increasingly becoming more like a parody on 90 Day Fiance, Jasmine Pineda and Gino Palazzolo fight yet again this time over almonds and pillows. Jasmine wakes up covered in hives and immediately blames Gino’s dirty house as the cause of the rash.

Gino denies he’s messy and marches downstairs to find the real culprit. In the most convincing argument for the old adage “you are what you eat”, we discover that Jasmine’s diet consists mostly of nuts.

Gino brandishes an almost empty bag of low sodium almonds in her face and suggests they are responsible for her hives. He claims she is the messy one who lived in an apartment with mice. Jasmine rails and ugly cries and demands new pillows and bedding.

They hit up a department store and grab some new pillows and a comforter. Jasmine grills the clerk about the frequency of changing pillows. She suggests 6 months while Gino prefers 6 years.

The 90 Day Fiance couple browse for bedding and Jasmine lights up to find a soccer themed bedspread. She thinks her son Juance would love it. She cries and explains that she hopes to bring the kids to America to join her.

They call Juance and ask about his upcoming birthday. She promises a soccer ball cake. And that she and papa Gino will join in on video chat. She cries after the call and Gino consoles her and buys the new pillows.

 Sophie Sierra Moves Out after Rob Warne Disgusts Her

On 90 Day Fiance, Sophie Sierra is upset when Rob Warne doesn’t understand why she may not want to be pregnant. Rob makes coffee and she suggests they talk. Sophie explains that her medical history could pose some problems.

But she’s open to adoption or surrogacy. Rob warms slightly to surrogacy because he wants to raise “mini me’s”. They make up and Sophie suggests they go clubbing. Rob squirms and makes up a lie about cover charges being 100 dollars. Or that he will have a sea of women hitting on him.

However, they do hit up the club with his friend and the woman who Sophie met on the friends side of a dating app. The drinks flow and Sophie wonders when it will be time to reveal to Rob that she’s bisexual.

But she doesn’t get the chance. Sophie snoops in Rob’s phone and finds some nasty video action from other girls. So, she packs up her stuff and rents her own place with a delightful bathroom with good lighting. You go girl.

90 Day Fiance: Nick Ham Breaks Wind Instead of the Bed

90 Day Fiance newbies Nick Ham and Devin Hoofman explore his homeland of Seoul, South Korea. Devin admits it’s a far cry from her sleepy hometown of Searcy, Arkansas. She’s impressed by 24 hour karaoke.

And indulges in spicy street food on a skewer. Nick is nervous because if his parents don’t approve of Devin, they won’t support the marriage. He tries to teach her the basics of meet the parents South Korean style.

The next day the pair enjoy some pillow talk in the morning. But it turns out that Devin Hoofman was too tired for karaoke or anything else. And kicked Nick Ham out of bed for letting one rip.

Spicy chicken is always a gamble Nick. He helps her select and outfit for meeting his family. But worries since his dad isn’t really friendly and his mom is a serious career woman. Devin is nervous of course, since she’s the one that has to get their approval. Till next time!